I'VE WORKED ON A ZILLION BRANDS.
I'VE EXECUTED IDEAS IN EVERY MEDIUM.
OK so that's overselling it, but I have worked on a lot. My clients have ranged from tech to healthcare, to milk, to automotive, to banking and more. And I've executed everything from television to print, to landing pages, to direct mail, and everything in between. There's nothing I can't take on. To me it's all about the idea. All you need is an understanding of the brand, a firm grasp on the target insight and an awareness of the medium and budget constraints before you. After that, no matter what the medium or budget—even if it's a postage stamp—if the idea is great, the creative will shine.
I'M IN A CRITICALLY ACCLAIMED BAND.
We were on ncis for 1.5 seconds.
Yes, you heard correctly. My band, Ordinary Thieves, was played on CBS's top rated show for a full 1.5 seconds! Proudest moment ever. Hahaha. We are an acoustic alt rock band with anxty female leads in the zone of Fiona Apple, Fiest, and Cat Power. As a review of our full length album once put it, "The second release from this acclaimed bay area power duo explores everything from rock to pop-funk with their unique blend of soulful, bleeding female vocals ripping through a flurry of gut-punching, breathless acoustic guitar." I like that. Check us out on iTunes, Spotify, and Facebook.
I'm like willy wonka.
i OWN A NAUGHTY CANDY COMPANY.
That's right, I'm the proud papa of world-renowned Ballsack Premium Candies. It started as a thought that made me laugh. Then, one day, I decided it was time to stop talking about it and actually do it. So in early 2011 I launched phase one—sending out prototypes. I wanted to see what people would think of the first line of flavors—The Blue Ballsack, Tiny Ballsack, Hot Ballsack and Sweet Ballsack. The response was amazing. And yet things got put on hold and the brand went into hiatus. But one day I look forward to revving the engines back up on the company. Until then, check us out on Facebook.